nier

It's the way white people spell "nigger" or "nigga" without actually spelling/saying it to avoid negative attention from African Americans.

(Status update on Facebook): "I'm gettin' crunk tonight, nier!"

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Clean breakaway

A clean breakaway is when you only need one to two wipes after taking a dump. Also known as a "healthy poop".

Person 1: "That didn't take long; I thought you had to take a shit?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but it was a clean breakaway, so it only took five minutes."

rotten tomatoes

A movie critic site which is one run by hipsters. They give terrible ratings to good/mainstream movies and extremely high ratings to "underground" or "cult classic" films that nobody has heard of.

*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*

*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*

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