Scolex

Johnen Vasquez's "secret identity"!

Oooooh, spooky!

11👍 5👎

the labyrinth

The greatest movie ever.

The Labyrinth is the greatest movie ever. (Thought I was going to come up with something profound, didn't you?)

99👍 38👎

religion

The biggest propaganda maker since Webster.

I hate Webster.

19👍 38👎

raze

Killing, annihilating, destroying.

Raze your hands in victory!

39👍 37👎

Hookerz

Fat bitches.

"Look at those hookerz on the corner..."

9👍 7👎

TJ

Short for Tijuana, Mexico.

I'm goin' to TJ so we Mexican gangsters can pump up the bass on our shitty cadillacs.

865👍 665👎

JTHM

Johnny the Homcidal Maniac

I need to get myself some earplugs.

94👍 18👎