Arthur

That gay little aardvark on that kid's show. For some strange reason, he doesn't have a big honkin' schnoz. Blam it on Marc Brown, the twisted soul that created this crazy show. Other gay people on the show: Buster, D.W., Sue Ellen, Francine, The Brain, and Binky.Oh, and just about EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A SHOW!

Andre: Hey, did you see that new Arthur episode?

Jane: Andre, if you know I'm not queer, why did you bother to ask?

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