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High school is like riding a bike, and the bike's on fire, and the ground's on fire, and everything's on fire 'cause you're in hell.
A bottle filled with boring and monotonous shit
You collect toenails? That's one big Summit Bottle.
The famous band behind "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".
Person 1: Do you listen to Milquetoste?
Person 2: Fuck yeah!
Simultaneously a noob and seasoned veteran at life
Oh shit, is that Logan? Oh God, oh fuck no, tell my family I love them!
(Gets torn in half)
A fucking powerhouse only used by English spies
"Damn bro you got a silenced PP7? I didn't know you were Bames Jond!"