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Logan

Simultaneously a noob and seasoned veteran at life

Oh shit, is that Logan? Oh God, oh fuck no, tell my family I love them!
(Gets torn in half)

by DashiellShatter April 24, 2023


Dashiell

Me

Hi, I'm Dashiell.

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023


High School

Hell

High school is like riding a bike, and the bike's on fire, and the ground's on fire, and everything's on fire 'cause you're in hell.

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023


Milquetoste

The famous band behind "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".

Person 1: Do you listen to Milquetoste?
Person 2: Fuck yeah!

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023


Summit Bottle

A bottle filled with boring and monotonous shit

You collect toenails? That's one big Summit Bottle.

by DashiellShatter April 21, 2023


Spht

A character from the 1994 classic, Marathon. Commonly used as a replacement for shit.

Itzrien: Oh well, spht happens.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023


Draem

A confusing as hell dream.

I have to be draeming, right?

by DashiellShatter April 24, 2023