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When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland
I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!
Simultaneously a noob and seasoned veteran at life
Oh shit, is that Logan? Oh God, oh fuck no, tell my family I love them!
(Gets torn in half)
High school is like riding a bike, and the bike's on fire, and the ground's on fire, and everything's on fire 'cause you're in hell.
The famous band behind "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".
Person 1: Do you listen to Milquetoste?
Person 2: Fuck yeah!
One of two members of the famous band Milquetoste, creators of such epics as "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".
Human: OMG it's Kai!!!
Moron: Who?
Human: Kai! From Milquetoste!
Moron: Ohh...
A bottle filled with boring and monotonous shit
You collect toenails? That's one big Summit Bottle.