Vegan

people who not only live longer, but are annoying af because they're always talkking about how "You need to stop killing animals" When they are literally slaughtering potatoes and fruits like ey

Josie: I'm vegan
Brian: Nobody gives a shit
Josie: It's better for the world
Brian: McDonalds is better for the world

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Maximum burrito capacity

When yo girls booty get piss in them and you can’t fit you cool cock in it no more. A truly terrible happening. Gg neggas

Oh shit my bitch hit that maximum burrito capacity last night and that pussy looked like a nigger lobster

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