flying mongoose

A naked couple jumps out of an airplane with parachutes. The woman Jumps first, then the man. While the woman is in the air spread eagle, the man tries to skydive into the woman's vagina. Upon penetration, the woman opens her parachute, allowing for maximum orgasm. Veteran level. Do no try at home.

I planned a skydiving trip for my wife and I for our anniversary. We are going to do the flying mongoose!

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Swagier

The act of unironicaly having more swag than anyone else in the room. Often stated by douchbags and assholes alike.

I'm swagier than you.

Morererester

The maximum amount of more you can possibly have. Overrules all forms of more, I clouding Morerest

I love you more.
No I love you morerest!
Well I love you morererester!