Bitches on my dick

When a bunch of girls are having sex with that nice penis of yours.

Finally, I got rid of my ol’ yee-yee ass haircut, so now I can get some bitches on my dick!

Titin

You’ll grow old before you even say it once.

Murderer: Any last words?
Me: methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl
Over 3 hours later, the murderer goes to sleep. That’s the protein Titin!

Planet Fitness

A so-called ‘gym’ that triggers a nuclear bomb threat warning siren if you make a little bit of noise lifting a heavy weight.

Guy 1: Hey bro, let’s get out maximum reps!
Guy 2: Les do dish!
*They both grunt a bit, setting off the lunk alarm, also known as a nuclear threat warning siren.*
Planet Fitness: NUCLEAR BOMB INCOMING!!

36-24-36

A set of numbers that mean nothing at all. Commonly used to cite the circumferences of the female body.

But under ONE condition, can this apply.
If, and ONLY if, the woman stands at a height of 5'3".

36-24-36 means nothing to me at all. ONLY IF, she's 5 foot 3, you know what I mean?