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A place where there are no laws and you can get away with murder and assault. Fights break out, the lunch is just paper formed into food, drama happens, and school shooters. You also spend 1/5 of your precious life on a piece of shit school.
Dad:You like school son?
Kid: Shut your chromosome Google Chrome Chicken bone skin tone no phone home phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome chromosome tf ass up.
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The most boring as fuck place in the whole entire fucking planet where you spend 18 years shoving shit you will never need in your life up your ass and getting yelled at for no fucking reason. Then the teachers send you a parent conference wasting your parents time.
Hey son you like school so far?
Fuck no how in the living hell would you like something that makes you really fucking bored.
A subject made by Satan himself if he had 10 IQ, âProve this is a triangleâ Look at it you fucking idiot, itâs infront of your eyes. Sometimes, this class is also known as Nap Time.
Beta Nerd: I love Geometry!
Sigma me: ZzzZzzzz
When someone turns or identifies as a furry just because the person of their sexual/romantic interest is also a furry.
Richard: Yo that girl is cute whatâs her name?
Michael: Bro sheâs a furry you sure you want her?
Richard: UwU definitely <3
Michael: Damn that Furry Syndrome ainât no joke fr
A fucking nightmare when teachers want to know your how smart you are and make you shove money up your ass to buy supplies because your school is broke as fuck. Then the whole entire week you remember you had to do a project and you say âtomorrow Iâll do itâ then you wake up for school the day it is due and you are like âoh shit the project! The teacher will rape my report card!â And have the teacher scream at you because you didnât do it.
Yo you did the project?
Lmao fuck no fucking nerd
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Ads on Instagram that are shit and once you download the fucking app, you get greeted with the âfree trialâ bullshit. This is why you donât advertise apps on mf Instagram
Yo, I think Instagram ads are the best
Nigga shut the fuck up and kiss me ðð
A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.
Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? Itâs Valentineâs Day
Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
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