Five Finger Forehead

a forehead so big you could fit all 5 of Shaq's fingers on it.

Person 1: "Why is there a giant wall in the middle of the room?"
Person 2: "That's not a wall, that's Giavana's Five Finger Forehead"

W Pump

When you look awesome after a workout. Especially in good lighting.

“Woah dude look at my pump”
“That’s a W pump”

Seamus

Hot, sexy dude with an enormous penis (42-69”)
Every girl wants to touch his massive coc.

Girl 1: “Seamus has a huge penis”
Girl 2 “I want to sit on that massive pole”

Giavana

A big ogre of a girl that probably talks about you behind your back (in a bad way). She has a five finger forehead and is a pick me towards every boy she meets. And she probably has a penis.

Person 1: "Is that a 6' pile of shit in the corner?"
Person 2: "No, That's just Giavana."

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