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A game where you play as an Italian chef named Peppino Spaghetti who runs at mach speeds and beats the shit out of stuff
Person: yo have you seen this new game called pizza tower
Person 2: no
Person: *bites out person 2s jugular vein*
A condom.
Person: I had sex last night with this girl who insisted we use an American rubber so I took it off at the last second
Person 2: that's fucking evil
The posh way of telling someone to suck dick.
person 1: I banged your mother last night
some random posh guy from the 1950s: ingest phallus you imbecile