Godsmack

Bad karma

Billy got Jane preggers and left her. But Billy got godsmacked.. He got herpes from Jill the next week!

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nut cracker

Sitting down improperly which causes your sack and legs to fall up strangely. You squish your nut(s) between your two legs to cause a pain like you've never felt before

I sat down too fast and gave myself a nut cracker. It was 2 weeks before I could walk again

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goatsa

The mythical female goatse...

Dude, you think Goatse is something? You could FIT Goatse up Goatsa's asshole!

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brown thunder

The sound manifested by late night shits combined with farts and toilet bowl acoustics.

Man, last night, I crept into the bathroom to take a dump. I ripped a nice juicy one into the bowl. Oh man, the sound. Woke the whole neighborhood up. It was some SERIOUS brown thunder

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