When a woman has been rammed so many times it's like fucking a mayonnaise jar.
That bitch's snatch has been wollered out.
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The act of removing weenal foreskin from around your elbow because you are out of shape and old as shit.
I have to schedule a weenal circumcision stat. My weenus is covering my elbow. That shit got to go!
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When you think you sharted but you just greased your ass cheeks.
(Ass liquid)
I think I shit myself but I have buttered cheeks.