When your big tit wife tells you pussio is pussy hole but shes wrong and is talking shit.
He is saying pussy hole, but just sounds like #pussio coz they are black
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When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
When a tramp has found use of a checked shirt and obviously is unshaven, therefore taking on the appearence of not only a tramp but a lumberjack therefore deeming him a lumbertramp.
Whats that over there?? Is it a tramp, nooo, is it lumberjack, noooo.
Its a fucking lumbertramp!!