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#pussio

When your big tit wife tells you pussio is pussy hole but shes wrong and is talking shit.

He is saying pussy hole, but just sounds like #pussio coz they are black

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

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Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018


lumbertramp

When a tramp has found use of a checked shirt and obviously is unshaven, therefore taking on the appearence of not only a tramp but a lumberjack therefore deeming him a lumbertramp.

Whats that over there?? Is it a tramp, nooo, is it lumberjack, noooo.
Its a fucking lumbertramp!!

by Daura2731 November 22, 2018