pokey bum wank

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time

Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?

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Kirk

A a good and kind ruler and King, loved by children and worshiped by women. A masterful master of masters.

All hail the Kirk, long live the Kirk.

The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down.

The men all wished they could be Kirk.

The kids loved the kindness and generousity of the Kirk.

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Shy-Guy

A masked dude that wears a robe in the Super Mario games. First appeared in Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA) in 1988.

"The best way to stop a Shy-Guy is with an overweight plumber."

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switch

1. If your told to go get one, run your dumb ass to the store and get them a present with flowers, candy, and an "I'm sorry" card.

2. Branch of a tree transformed into a lethal ass whoopin' device known to make grown men flinch at the mere mention of the word.

3. Experienced switch makers may strip the leaves, weave the branches, and set in water for a few days to make sure the branches don't break on their rotten little hoodlum kids asses.

"Get yur ass outside to get a switch, or I'll pick one out for'ya!"

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rud

road

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sidi b

A retarded french mullet man with an off centre topea, he commonly sayes CMOS BIOS at ridicolous high volume with a rly stoopid french accent, he smeels like cheese and likes to piss everyone off with his random rabblings of computers and french porn stars!

sidi - CMOS BIOS!!CHECK THE CMOS BIOS

iF YOU CANT FIX IT CMOS BIOS IT

vincinator

The term used to describe someone whose sole purpose in life is to get you and everyone around him shitfaced.
DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THIS PERSON! There is no such thing as a quiet pint!

I went out for a pint with the vincinator on Sunday, i`ve just woke up, it`s Thursday, and i`m in Devon, my arse hurts. I HAVE BEEN VINCINATED!

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