laser snake

A rare colorful snake of which only one exists on each continent. It shoots lasers out of its eyes and the explosions propel it through the air. Anyone who would attempt to take the life of a laser snake would be instantly killed. It is undoubtedly the most amazing creature ever to exist on this earth.

Random Bystander: "Look, that laser snake just killed Trump!"
Secret Service agent: "Yesssss!"

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spicy

Yo dat mammy bitch was spic- Like Dorritos Dynamite meets the this is fine meme.

You ever try Pepsi Fire cuz' it is spicy!

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Dick's Sporting Goods

The main commercial supplier of hardcore condoms.

Dick's Sporting Goods? Yeah, that place is where I get my acid lubed condoms. Great place.

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