brussels

Disgusting vegetable presented to naughty children at Christmas.

Eat your brussels, you snivelling brat!

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Wiinius

n. Someone who is far too good at Nintendo Wii for their own health.

- That's my eighteenth home run in a row.
- You're a Wiinius. Now do your homework.

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fiberk

The experience of waiting in a long queue while desperate for a pee.

I hope this queue moves quick. I need to get inside: I'm fiberking.

Dave

1. Everyone knows a Dave. Daves are, as a rule, people to ask about something, whether it be plumbing, horseracing, astronomy or computers. Daves, like Steves, are "solid blokes".

2. {Br.} A name given to children by parents who wish their issue to become plumbers.

(1) "Dave will know..."

(2) "Dave, can you come round? My pipes need seeing to"

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brat

Derogatory term for a spoilt person. Originally applied to small children and John MacEnroe.

A: "You're a brat, SuperMac!"
B: "Shut up! Shut up! You moron! You're dead. You Asshole! Die now you SCUMBAG! Shut up!"

C: ".... Code violation, Mr MacEnroe. Love - thirty"
B: "You moron! You complete fool! Are they paying you to umpire like a retard??"
C: " ....Love - forty"

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