Rim Job

A shitty time when one hits the rim of a red cup while playing beerpong and does not make it in. Reference made to the licking of ones anal exit - also a shitty event.

Player1: *shoots ball*
Player1: *ball hits rim of cup*
Player1: "Fuck I hate rim jobs."

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Autogasm

An orgasm caused by seeing a very nice automobile.

Car: *vroooooooooooooom*
Man: "Oh godd." *ahhhh* "Autogasm" *ahhhuhh*

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shmerffle

The act of eating one's fart bubble while usually in a bath tub or swimming pool.

"Brosiff, I am the shmerffle king of this pool!"

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Fo-D

40 ounces of pure joy. Commonly associated with a 40 oz. of Malt Liquor or other tasty and intoxicating substance.

Brosiff1: "Bro man, what you got in da bag?"
Brosiff2: "A fo-d man."
Brosiff1: "Shit! Share the goods man."

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Gigglet

A one syllable laugh like "heh" or "hah" that in most cases is used when following a simple statement or comment that is somewhat humorous. Can also be used as a courtesy laugh.

Dude One: "Jebus man, my shoe is tied all funny."
Dude Two: "hah"
Dude One: "Thanks for the gigglet."
Dude Two: "Of course... heh."

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Holy Chet

A variation of "holy shit" that is usually said in response to something that does not involved a great amount of stress or results from a situation without too much negativity. Commonly said among video gamers.

Gamer1: "Holy chet he shot me in da butt!"
Gamer2: "Run mang, run!!"

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Gigglesaurous

Someone who cannot stop laughing and/or giggling. Usually a result from smoking mary-jane, but can also result from constant jokes and/or awkward moments. Most common in small groups and/or post-dates.

Dude: "Hey Girl"
Chick: "Sup. hahaha."
Dude: "Ok.. you alright?"
Chick: "hahah. Fine. wee.. hahaha. wow. hahaha."
Dude: "Haha damn girl.. you are like.."
Chick: "What? hahah. what huh? haha."
Dude: "A gigglesaurous."
Chick: "hahahahahahahha."

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