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Up Blank-way

A way of saying where you're from if you're south of it. Just replace blank with your home town or county and you're good to go.

Kernow: So, where ye from then?
You: Up Blank-way mate

by DaveBland October 7, 2020


The Met

A name commonly used in Lancashire to refer to a Metropolitan Hotel Pub. The Metropolitan is a chain, similar to Weatherspoons, except far larger and more impressive.
You'd bring a camera to the met, but not 'spoons. Also, spoons sells terrible but far cheaper alcohol.
A Met' is usually the largest pub in a square mile and will be filled with either toffs or scroungers, never anything above middle class though.

Lanc 1:I'll bob by The met on't way back, y'u com'n wi'?
Lanc 2:Aye Mate. Spoons'd be cheaper 'ough.

by DaveBland October 7, 2020


Ember

A term referring to a sibling (or child) of Non-binary gender.

Dave:Have you met my ember Alex?
Alice:Are they the one with the purple hair?

by DaveBland September 30, 2020

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wicked bitch

A way of referring to Margaret Thatcher, a horrible prime-minister who killed off the factories and offered no alternative work, crippling the public sector, people, services, and general well-being of the country. She also hated queer people, so the north only hated her even more. She was so hated by the nation we held street parties to celebrate the fact she had finally died.

Synonyms include: Iron Lady, Massive cunt, Buggerer of miners, London lover, People hater, Scum of the earth, and To her cabinet Mummy.

Ding Dong the wicked bitch is dead

by DaveBland October 7, 2020

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