crokemshire

Scottish-sounding golf slang meaning one-over-par, a.k.a. bogey.

Scorekeeper: Willie, what did you get on that hole?
Willie: Ach! Write me down for another crokemshire.

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blow up the spot

To take a dump, especially one that is very large or offensive-smelling.

Boss: Dammit, Spencer, open a window if you're gonna blow up the spot like that!

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