Chrishem

Chrishem Rock Sagan is a gay astronomer from Toronto, Canada who is often found at Moss Park Armoury pointing out the stars to the homeless community housed on their grounds. When the attention is drawn skyward, Chrishem usually swoops in for a reach around, Rusty Trombone or sometimes even a Dutch Rudder. Willing particpants will take a steaming dump on Chrishem's chest while stargazing which of course is defined as a Hot Carl Sagan.

I was in High Park late one night when a young gay man pointed out the stars to me. Naked.

Sounds like Chrishem.

Indeed.

Father Neil

An elderly pervert dressed in tight jeans, jean jacket and cowboy boots who frequents strip clubs and shopping malls

An aging gigolo who is overly sensitive about his age and drooping ball sack

A useless old goat who's only function in life is cutting keys and delivering newspapers

An elderly ramshackle artist with bouts of premature ejaculation

"Look at that Old Goat hitting on those chicks!!"
"Yep, that's Father Neil"

"That dirty old man just told that stripper to piss on it"

"Must be a Father Neil"

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