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lolser

someone who is so much of a loser that they are laughable, or lolworthy.

This could be for a wide range of reasons.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about Esteban getting kicked in the balls by that girl last night?
Person 2: Haha, yeah, that seems to happen all the time - what a lolser

by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008

24πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


pwnishment

What has been deemed to have been dished out by the pwner to the pwnee, as it were. It is the noun produced by the verb "to pwn".

A more advanced term for pwnage, also coming with heavier connotations.

1337 kid 1: haha, i 7074llY pwned that n00b
1337 kid 2: yeah man, that was some mad pwnishment.

by DaveZeroZero March 19, 2008

21πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Cuntry

A noun derived from a mis-spelling of the word country and its containing of the word cunt.

It is used to describe a country which is seen by the rest of the world as somewhat of a douche for some reason or another, whether it being its political stance, scaremongering, illegal wars, human rights infringements or anything else seen as objectionable by the person describing the country.

It is advisable to not use this definition in polite company.

Under the Bush administration, the USA has become the biggest cuntry this world has ever seen.

Of course, they'll soon be overtaken by China due to its high profile human rights breaches, not to mention the number of coal-powered power stations being opened and polluting the atmosphere.

by DaveZeroZero March 26, 2008

160πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Drainpipe Boner

An erection gained whilst wearing drainpipes, also known as skinny jeans.

Due to the tight nature of this apparel, it is extremely difficult and awkward to conceal this kind of erection.

Not only is the fact that you are publicly 'excited' embarrassing, but, because the wearer should be fully aware of the nature of the obvious lump in his jeans, he will not want this erection, thus decreasing the size. This, however, is not the only factor in the embarrassment - the fact that the jeans are so tight also cuts of blood flow, further adding to the illusion that the wearer's member is smaller than it is.

Something to be avoided if it can be helped.

Dude, I pity Steve for getting that Drainpipe Boner in front of sally last week.

Girl: OMG! It's tiny!
Boy: Nah, it's just a drainpipe boner!

by DaveZeroZero May 30, 2007

63πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


wormley

1. to completely and utterly screw up.

2. to enter into a conversation and immediately kill it with some remark, most often used in reference to jokes.

Dude 1: that wasnt funny, was it?

Dude 2: nope. DUDE! you totally just WORMLEYED!

by DaveZeroZero April 28, 2007

30πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


jokeXcore

Being a scene kid but not being totally serious about it - generally having a laugh and finding other supposedly sceneXcore kids who take themselves far too seriously highly comical.

He's so scene - yet so funny and aloof - that kid's so jokeXcore

by DaveZeroZero May 23, 2007

29πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


VictoryCore

the generic hardcore music being secreted by band after band being signed onto the record label Victory Records.

hey man, did you hear that new song on the radio?

dude, that's so VictoryCore.

by DaveZeroZero May 18, 2007

27πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž