free country

An pathetic excuse used by children and feeble minded people for their poor behaviour.

"Would you mind not smoking in here?"
"It's a free country, I can do what I want."

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Piss in one's pocket

Australian slang.

Pissing in a person's pocket means to insincerely attempt to convince a person that you're doing them a favour, when you actually have only your own interests (generally either making a profit or ingratiating oneself) at heart.

i.e. You are pissing in a person's pocket, and trying to convince them that you're doing them a favour by warming their pocket. But realisticly all you're doing is soaking their pants in urine.

"That salesman was a complete dickhead. Constantly pissing in my pocket, trying to tell me how much I needed (insert product here)."

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sad

Acronym - Standard American/Australian Diet

Used by vegetarians to refer to the eating habits of the average non-vegetarian.

"After I went veg I couldn't believe I'd been eating SAD for so long."

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