pandemic love

The infatuation you feel for a person when you feeling lonely during the 2020 pandemic. When you would regularly not be feeling anything for.

Me: damn that girl fine af...
Bro: you talking bout the girl from high school that was iffy? Damn that pandemic love got you bro...

Burrito stomach

Stomachache after eating a burrito with rice, beans, carne asada and spicy salsa.

Jim: ahhhhhh . I think I got the burrito stomach.

Lahey: did you eat it with spicy salsa?

Jim: yes sir. (Holds stomach)

Lahey: yup it is the burrito stomach

Drake Special

A mcdonalds order by drake. It is 4 cheeseburgers substitute Mac sauce and medium fries.

MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE:I can take your order whenever you're ready

CUSTOMER: Aye , can I get the drake special?

MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE: is that all?