WALOW is an acronym meaning "what a load of wank". The expression is similar to saying WALOS "what a load of shit" to express one's distrust or acknowledgment of something gone wrong.
Politician "And we (add political party name) will keep all of our promises and fulfil all of our claims."
Regular dude "what a load of wank, turn the tv off." If typing you can abbreviate it to 'WALOW'.
Or Expressing your displeasure of a bad day "what a load of wank that day was."
Corey is British slang for penis.
Tyson Fury post fight in the ring with guest and possible next opponent Francis Nganou. "We're going to have a hybrid fight of boxing but with mma gloves. I'm the WBC heavyweight champ and he's the UFC heavyweight champ. He's already in good shape, look at him...I bet he's got a big corey on him too."