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Stands for: Daily Dump On Company Time. Reserved for the people who save their morning dumps for work so that they can be paid for taking a shit. If you spend 10 minutes a day taking a crap at work, it is the equivalent of over one week of vacation (43 hours).
Guy 1: after this meeting, i have to take my DDOCT.
Guy 2: thanks for the heads up, i'm going to a different floor to piss.
The act of taking one or more epic dumps. Usually, this term is used when you're making multiple trips to the throne for various reasons like, taking a laxative, getting bubble guts from eating White Castle, or doing a purge or a cleanse.
I was constipated after taking some antibiotics, so I took some milk of magnesia and I was deucing it up for like 9 straight hours. I filled that cup to the brim and shot it down like bourbon.
When you have an aggressive chewing dog, and he destroys toys and projectiles and leaves the pieces around the house, car, shed, yard, etc....
I can drive to lunch, if you don't mind the dog hair, and dog shrapnel in the back seat.
Followers of the VB Gamer YouTube Channel and his "unofficial" The Spike discord. We are not "officially" affiliated with the development group, but we have an inside track on most of the development news....
VB Gamer: Good evening my friends! If you like my content hit subscribe and the notification bell, and if you wish to join the Asians of Chaos in the unofficial The Spike discord, the link is below, smash that and spend 17 seconds figuring out verification.... Have a good day, and have a good night!
A person who has surpassed the moniker of a "douche bag". These people are the cream of the crop / elite of "douche bags" and deserve a unique, differentiating term for them, like "executive douche bag". Any random person can be a "douche bag", but enema bags are mired in their own sense of self importance in the world.
That enema bag dude in the skinny, bejeweled jeans, was trying to tell me his theory on stock market technical analysis and couldn't have been more incorrect. I think he should spend more time tanning and less time trying to impress others with failed theories.
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An excellent retort to people who are dispensing advice to you, that is pretty common knowledge and you already know. Usually, it's delivered to some novice who is attempting to be helpful, but is really just annoying you.
Noob: Make sure you stack that charcoal in a pyramid shape, with spacing between the briquettes.
Pro: It's not my first rodeo. I know how to stack, fluid, and feed the flame...I've probably forgotten more about grilling than you'll ever know...
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When something of value is stolen, and everyone who was in charge of safeguarding the valuable claims ignorance of just about anything. People in charge who confronted with questions about the valuable items usually answer, "I just dont know where it is" or claim that the valuables were "vaporized" when it was their job to know.
This comes from the MF Global scandal, and their CEO Jon Corzine, who stole 1.6 billion dollars of client money testified that he didn't know where the money was or where it went. Several other financial officers of the firm also claim total ignorance of everything and claim the money was "vaporized".
Apparently claiming total ignorance of everything also clears you of all criminal charges as well.
Dude 1 - I trusted Mike to watch my cooler of beer last night when I took my girlfriend home. When I came back, all my beer was gone.
Dude 2 - I didn't see him anywhere near it man, he was talking to some whores when you were gone.
Dude 1 - oh shit, I just got corzined! I can't even confront him about it because he'll probably kick my ass.
Dude 2 - looks like you learned a painful lesson. Don't trust Mike with your beer.
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