Jizztastic

When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.

God that is absolutely jizztastic

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Vegetabilic

Referring to a vegetable.

Maya: “I have a fear of celery.”

David: “Wow, that’s strange. Please explain this vegetabilic fear so that I may understand.”