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invisible hand

The effect of one's hand moving faster than the eye can see.

masturbation ... think about it.

by David Gustafson June 7, 2004

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quumf

v. To sit in waiting, for example, outside a public library and sniff ladies bicycle seats immediately after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge.

Well, Smithy, if you must know, I was over quumfing at the pre-med conference.

by David Gustafson August 27, 2003

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sezlep

Sleep which begins no earlier than 2am. Often accompanied by delirious web surfing and a caffeine crash.

"... just let me get some sezlep...", Bubba told Chris after a romantic interlude.

by David Gustafson November 8, 2004

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Jockey Whip

british rhyming cockney for "bag of chip". (see Jockey)

'lo Mac, I'll take a turkey sub and a jockey whip.

by David Gustafson October 15, 2003

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jockey

british rhyming cockney for "potato chips". Short for Jockey Whips. Similar to "apples and pears" meaning "stairs".

'eh, luv. Pop in the kitchen for me, and grab me a jockey?

by David Gustafson October 15, 2003

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linner

A biased judge. Often selecting people based on flirtation and previous ... arangements.

Named after the great chorus teacher himself.

Man, Bill should've gotten the role, but the judge was a real linner and it went to the guy that biffed his audition.

by David Gustafson June 8, 2004

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