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v. To sit in waiting, for example, outside a public library and sniff ladies bicycle seats immediately after their owner has dismounted and gone inside. Also to snudge.
Well, Smithy, if you must know, I was over quumfing at the pre-med conference.
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The effect of one's hand moving faster than the eye can see.
masturbation ... think about it.
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british rhyming cockney for "potato chips". Short for Jockey Whips. Similar to "apples and pears" meaning "stairs".
'eh, luv. Pop in the kitchen for me, and grab me a jockey?
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Sleep which begins no earlier than 2am. Often accompanied by delirious web surfing and a caffeine crash.
"... just let me get some sezlep...", Bubba told Chris after a romantic interlude.
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british rhyming cockney for "bag of chip". (see Jockey)
'lo Mac, I'll take a turkey sub and a jockey whip.
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A biased judge. Often selecting people based on flirtation and previous ... arangements.
Named after the great chorus teacher himself.
Man, Bill should've gotten the role, but the judge was a real linner and it went to the guy that biffed his audition.
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