miffin

quality muffin or muff

high quality vagina

"how did you go last night with Melissa?"
"Quality Miffin mate..."

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croissant ass

Where an individual who is wearing tight pants and full briefs gives the illusion of having the folds of a croissant on their backside.
Usually larger individuals with spray on denim are culprits of this crime.

Walking along at your local shopping centre you spot a lady waddling along.
You nudge your friend in the arm and say "look at the croissant ass on her!"
Your friend will then gasp in terror.

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sausage tree

questioning a mans sexuality

I believe adam likes to swing from the sausage tree, If you know what I mean?

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aye you mole

Friendly greeting used only amongst friends.

You enter the bar and see your mate in the corner sipping on the beer.
Your greeting would be "Aye you mole!"
A likely response would be "Ayeeeeeee"

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tidy town

describes a woman who is deemed to be sexy ie wearing a respectable g-string and or non slutty

Hey see that girl over there... She is "tidy town"

Yep she is quality miffin alrite!

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spam castinet

The hairless lips of a womans erogenous zone. Also known as the cheese burger.

"Then we hit the bedroom and I got to play a little ditty with her spam castinets!"
"Gold dude!"
"Definately quality miffin!"

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