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Hairless

We get it. You're bombarded by what seems like a million messages about pube grooming β€” friends who talk about being totally bare, waxing ads at every salon β€” and you're all like: Is this the norm? Am I a freak? Should I shave-it-all-off stat? But the truth is, some girls like a bare bikini area, while others get a little freaked by feeling exposed. Some may be into a little bit of a trim… but not all that psyched about the upkeep of taking all off. (Seriously, it can get to be a pain.)

I'm hairless πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜ƒ

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 11, 2019

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Hairless Cat

A breed of cat also known as the Sphnx cat. Requires an open heart due to its 'interesting' look. With barely any hair and very wrinkly skin, it looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears and feels like a warm peach when pet. Due to its lack of fur, it has a higher metabolism to regulate its body temperature. Upside: cat is very warm and makes a nice feet warmer. Downside: literally inhales food and poops 'like a boss.' A very good pet to have around Halloween! :)

Mojo was a very UGLY hairless cat:
Geez man, what is that thing?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or something that was involved in a horrible microwave accident.

Sophie was a very PRETTY hairless cat:
Aww! What is that adorable creature?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or an ANGEL!!! :P

*Based on personal experience, the beauty of these cats is in the eye of the beholder.* <3

by iluvmybaldkitties November 8, 2011

29πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


hairless cat

Landon

hi hairless cat

by dumratatata August 21, 2020


mexican hairless

when you completely shave your pussy hair off

that girl went mexican hairless

by the best thing in life 2243 August 6, 2008

32πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Hairless Ape

A member of the species Homo Sapiens, esp. when being discussed in a way that only makes sense in an anthropological context. Popularized by Howard the Duck.

You means buying flowers actually made it worse? Damn, Hairless Ape relationships are such a pain.

by Al Benedict August 7, 2008

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


hairless wonder

DESCRIBING GABRIEL FRENCH'S PUBIC HAIR (or lack there of)

"the hairless wonder has no friends"

by joe November 13, 2004

30πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Hairless Wall

A wall without hair.

Person 1: "That wall doesn't have hair."
Person 2: "No, it's a hairless wall."

by VegardLmao March 21, 2021