ass fruit

The act of taking a shit.

Dude, I just picked the ripest ass fruit.

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screaming squirrel

A shit that flies out of your ass in a rampage.

There was no way I could hold that screaming squirrel in my ass......that shit flew out on a mission.

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concrete crown

A term used to define a shit that at first is difficult to dump, but, once the first inch is out, slides out no problem.

Damn, I thought my ass was going to be in for a hurting, but that dump just had a concrete crown.

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