Apexism

A state of confusion caused by gaming, characterised by ignoring your girlfriend and loudly talking with your headphones on, while stomping your feet on the floor like a koo-koo.

A: My boyfriend has apexism.

Boni

Nickname for a guy whose hair is big because he was too lazy to go to the hairstylist for 2 months now, so it looks like he is wearing a bonnet or a hat.

A: My boyfriend, Boni, he is so cute wearing those headphones all day.
B: I know riiiight?! When he takes them off and you can see the trail on his hair, hahaha, so funny!