ho

Woman

Being a woman is the sole requisite for being a "ho".

She's a ho.
I dated that fat ho.
You's a ho.

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Farticle

1. An article from any source which after having been read, makes the reader want to fart.

2. A fake article (no such thing)

3. A "Fart Tickle", usually induced by a small bit of watery shit or diaria. It leaves you with the unfresh fealing of not having wiped good enough (blame the parents for not teaching properly, and Taco Bell for contributing to more than their fair share...)

After reading a farticle, I had a farticle.

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Ring Master

The master of all things anal. Akin to "Beast Master".

Dick gave his girlfrien Jane, the title of "Ring Master", as she was the only one who could tickle his prostate with her tongue.

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