Vorking

When you work for somebody for no pay or so little pay that it's not really worth it.

It's a mix of volunteering and working.

Also can be used to describe earning money that you don't declare.

"I'm working for this guy at the moment."

"That's great how much do you get paid?"

"Well we haven't really discussed that so I guess I'm just vorking at the moment until I get some more detail on that."

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Cryptophobia

The irrational fear of viewing your crypto portfolio because if you do, you'll realise that you've lost all your money

Friend - "Hey how's your crypto trading going?"

You - "Yeah fine. Great. Good. I think"

Friend - "Can you show me how it works? I mean how much do you have invested?"

You - "I'd love to but my login isn't working at the moment and I have RSI in all my fingers and toes so can't reset it"

Friend - "I have a therapist who deals with cryptophobia - I'll give you their number"

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