Weavile

Like Pedobear, only smexier.

Weavile is watching you masturbating in your room.
And still is. Closely.

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Weavile

Teh sex.

Oh wow. That Weavile is teh sex!

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hideous repellent

An Australian liquid comprosed of mysterious substances. Contact with it proves fatal to all excessively ugly individuals.

Person 1: OMG! THAT THING IS SO UGLY!!

Person 2: *Sprays hideous repellent*

Person 1: Oh thank goodness! We're saved!

Epomesauce

What you get when you mix Awesomesauce and Epicsauce. Thought to be delicious, but very hard to obtain.

Random Person 1: OMG! I found some awesomesauce!
Random Person 2: And I've got some epicsauce!
Random Person 1: Let's mix it!
Random Person 2: BRILLIANT!! *Mixes them together*
Random Person 1: Epomesauce!! *Drinks it* *Dies*