Dawna

Your Wifey for Life. She is always there for you and you would do anything you could for her. She has a heart as big as they come. She makes you laugh with her quick wit and sassy charm. You can always be yourself around her. She is the first person you want to see when you wake and you miss her face when she is not with you. This woman is beautiful, sexy, smart and can COOK. Your day is not complete without her. She is your heart.

Once you find a Dawna, never ever let her outta your life. Cuz once she's there, your heart feels complete.

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Dumb down college

When you have taken AP classes in High School then go to a college where you find your classes easy. You now feel like they have "Dumb Down College"

This class is easy . It's like they have Dumb Down College

But fucking

Not the act of anal sex but the 2 words used to describe a situation

I would have anal sex but fucking i aint got no lube