A really stupid person, as if his/her brain was physically missing.
Bob: Bro Matthew is snorting dirt again.
Derron: ikr, what a dirt snorter.
The opposite of Chad Thunder Cock, the beta male; one which wears a flaccid penis for every second of its miserable life.
You: Ayden is such a chad thundercock!
Me: Yeah bro, unlike that jimmy limp dick Kyle
You: And not like that penguin with dicks guy
Me: You spittin my brother!!
When someone is too much of a egotistical smartass to say poncho or raincoat.
Radia: Guys make sure you bring water repellent on the day to camp.
Us: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WTF WATER REPELLENT
Radia: -.-
Me: *whispers* should of said a raincoat you smartass.