effing couch

When a n00b tries to call you a fucking douche, but is too chicken to actually say fucking, nor good enough with a keyboard to spell douche right. Or even close.

OMG you are such an effing couch.

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kinfe

Like a knife, only with a spinning saw blade on the end.

You think you're badass? Im gonna cut you up with my kinfe!

12👍 6👎

Kreps

The superior calling form of dibs. Also beats double dibs, super dibs, scoobies, I-called-its, I-actually-own-that-chairs, and Super-mega-octuple-dib-stampies-no-erasies. Kreps is the best.

My friend dropped his wallet on the ground and I called kreps on it. I like my new wallet.

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urine sample

When the hospital asks you to pee in a small cup and then hand it to some person you don't know and never see what happens to it. Also refered to as Home Country Lemonade.

Doctors love asking for urine samples, but what do they do with them?

12👍 4👎

crob

An ethnic slur that describes the Chinese people in the same way as chink.

Kenny is a crob who eats sticky rice with a shovel.

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