craptractions

Surging waves of pain in the abdominal due to an ensuing crap requiring release.

I had way to much to drink last night yielding a morning full of craptractions

Crickets

The deafening silence emanating from Snoop and Mojo upon realization that the emphasis of results during low impact events is a poor indication of the outcomes when the stakes are high.

It was observed that the sound of crickets could be heard from sources in Roblin and even as far west as Calgary

Emporium

The start of the butt crack at the bottom of the lower back.

The plumber bent over and revealed his emporium