Bumflaps

When an arse is so emmense that the cheeks turn into flaps. Can be used as a negative term.

Description

Jeff: Damn that girls so huge shes got bumflaps!

Negative

Jim: you missed the strippers and free beer.
Pete: oh bumflaps.

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chatting wet

To lie. stems from anciant chavsilvanian.

Pete: i once shagged Booby McBoob
Gavin: you is chatting wet blud

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Glasgow Shower

To bath in deoderent or anti-perspirant.
either done in the morning naked or fully clothed when the can is inserted into the clothing and sprayed about a bit.

It was late on a friday and lil jimmy didnt have time to shower, so he banged out the lynx and had a glasgow shower instead. the ladys where none the wiser

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