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No different from normal fellatio, except that it is preformed by a vegan. And because vegans cannot consume any animal or animal byproduct sperm is definitely NOT on the proverbial menu...
This results in a either what is known as "spitting" or in the case of extremely strict vegans, "blue balls", as they would not want to take part in the deliberate murder of the countless millions of sperm.
The spiritual leader, Moon Eyes, of the Benevolent Children colony, suffered a massive fall from grace when it was discovered she had deliberately ignored the accepted form of hippy head, and consequently swallowed many of Bright Fire's life essence carriers.
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The colloquial term for the usage of an octopus during coitus, or "sex".
Orginated in what is now called French Polynesia as a primitive yet effective form of birthcontrol.
Bored with their mundane, day to day intercourse, Lindsay and Luke decided to throw in an inky pete into the mix, spicing up their day considerably...
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Term in backgammon when you have more than seven(7)checkers on a point, so that they have to be stacked to fit.
Not necessarily a bad thing, just notable as it tends to encroach onto the other side of the board and become awkward.
"Watch out. you've got quite the case of stackitis building up there..."
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noun. VERY large breasts, though when referred to in this manner are not thought to all that attractive or appealing, just, merely massive. The word pendulous comes to mind.
Her gudungas would knock her right out if she tried to run...
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A pirate in space. Duh...
Basically the coolest profession EVER. They fight aliens, space ninjas, space dragons and other space pirates. Must be sufficiently violent and awesome looking not to mention a space ship with a bad ass name like "Tyrant's Fist" or "Blazing Glory".
Captain Zand looked lustfully at the beautiful woman bound captive on top the piles of treasure, then his steely gaze shifted to the mutated zombie horde bewteen them. He looked back at her once more and gave her a roguish grin before launching himself forward, laser sword and blaster at the ready. This was what being a space pirate was all about...
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Applies to the world of Facebook, where users have the ability to "poke" someone. This does nothing execpt informing the recepient of the poke has in in fact been poked. Then then poke back. And then the original poker pokes back the poke backer who then pokes back...etc etc. This is known as a poke war.
Poke wars accomplish nothing, except of course when one participant finally gives in, relinquishing their soul and any dignity that is attached to it.
Note: Poke wars can also be a semi-pathetic attempt at actually having human contact or just flirting in general without having to worry about following up in any way.
After 3 solid months of poking back and forth Cate finally relented and subjected herself to the ultimate humiliation of a poke war defeat.
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The habit of repeatedly and continually clicking on the "yes", "ok" or "accept" button while you wait for the painfully slow internet to register your decision and only stop once the page has loaded.
Dwayne's computer crashed due an overload which was due to his severe case of clickitis but also just because his name was Dwayne.
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