Wubby

A person who is both your Husband and Wife simultaneously.

Daisi: Hey there Wubby are we still down for Pegging tonight?
Vlad: No, sorry I'm beat from work today, maybe tomorrow Wubster.

Zumph

When a nigga so ugly you can't see them

Jeff: Nigga this place is empty as fuck

Jeff2: Probably just zumphs