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Before having sex, the man acts like he is going to put his penis in the woman's mouth and then, at the last second, hits a slap shot of pre-cum right in her eye.
I used to date this one girl that had a fetish for eye balls so I gave her The Gretzky Pregame and she decided I was her soul mate.
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After a drunken one night stand, the woman wakes up before the man and is completely disgusted by him so she pisses in the bed and sneaks out... leaving it for the man to clean up.
"I was so hammered the other night and this guy totally took advantage of me so I Louisiana Litter Boxed him good."
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