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A Basners is a type of creature that believes in eating the whole pizza, included the crust. Crusts are the best part of the pizza, their crunchy and full of Christmas. Basners gives out booklets to her neighbors on why crust lives matter. Her neighbors tend to avoid her because of this. Basners also find people who take the cheese off their pizza disgusting. âNo normal human beans do that, itâs a disgrace to humanity.â - actual quote from a Basners
Random kid who throws his pizza crust out:
Basners: STOP. DROP. AND ROLl.
Also Basners: And take your hands out of your pants, thatâs not how you get the girls.
Sarah Rosa is a nice person only in the first few days you know. On the third day of getting to know her, you realize that she has an obsession with burping (and sometimes farting). Sheâs the type to fart on your bed. She could multitask too, burping and farting at the same time.
Sometimes if sheâs in a nice mood sheâll feed you and let you raid her pantry.
Random person: eww, who farted?!
Me: that was Sarah Rosa