When itâs time to die, you fulfill the Dead Manâs Promise.
Hey what happened to gramps?
He fulfilled the Dead Manâs Promise last week.
Does that mean I get to keep his life savings
If youâre embarrassed and mad about it.
Person 1: Hey why didnât Jared come to school today?
Person 2: He spilled yogurt on himself yesterday, remember? Heâs too fornerous.