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Dead Man’s Promise

When it’s time to die, you fulfill the Dead Man’s Promise.

Hey what happened to gramps?

He fulfilled the Dead Man’s Promise last week.

Does that mean I get to keep his life savings

by DeadManDeadManWhereDidYouGo? April 5, 2021


Fornerous

If you’re embarrassed and mad about it.

Person 1: Hey why didn’t Jared come to school today?

Person 2: He spilled yogurt on himself yesterday, remember? He’s too fornerous.

by DeadManDeadManWhereDidYouGo? February 16, 2021