Tacostalgia

A state of depression that occurs when you remember eating the tacos you've just consumed. Followed by the sudden, dark realization you have no more tacos.

I was sitting at my desk when I finished my last taco, and that's when the tacostalgia set in. I just sat there staring at the wrapper, man.

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Penile prophet

A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.

My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.