maslow mong

To go against maslow's hierachy of needs in favor of a much more alluring item/ need. To go on a soul searching trip of lifetime at 19 when you can't afford a can of beans. To use all your money to buy a materialistic item rather than the essentials.

Jerry bought a sports car and now he lives in his sports car. He is happy, Jerry is a maslow mong.

gusset sniffer

fanny rat, pest, fuck boy, fannyrat, muff, thirsty, vagina, muffdiver

Did you see James last night? What a gusset sniffer.