minikuiyoma

She has boobs, who cares?

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italian

Citizen of Italy. Descendants of ethnic Italians.

Reg: They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.

Loretta: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.

Reg: Yeah.

Loretta: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.

Reg: Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!

Xerxes: The aqueduct?

Reg: What?

Xerxes: The aqueduct.

Reg: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.

Commando #3: And the sanitation.

Loretta: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?

Reg: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things the Romans have done.

Matthias: And the roads.

Reg: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--

Commando: Irrigation.

Xerxes: Medicine.

Commandos: Huh? Heh? Huh...

Commando #2: Education.

Commandos: Ohh...

Reg: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.

Commando #1: And the wine.

Commandos: Oh, yes. Yeah...

Francis: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.

Commando: Public baths.

Loretta: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.

Francis: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.

Commandos: Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh.

Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

How 'bout those Italians?

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Sabrin

A person named Sabrin is the most chilliest person you will meet. She is funny , awesome and absolutely hot. Once you find one keep her close because you wouldn't want her as an enemy.

"Damn , boy have you seen Sabrin."

Porn

A form of erotic video, particularly loved by the elderly. Porn is highly popular in the grandmother community, and is often a point of discussion during book clubs, or knitting conventions.

Old lady at book club: have you seen the new mudbone montage?

Other old lady: yeah, that's some swell porn!

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