LMDB

lick my damn balls

or,

lick my dead balls

Sasha: hey ronny, wanna hangout tonight?

Ronny: no, you make me mad, LMDB!

or

Sarah: ur super sexy

Tim: no lmdb

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ppp

pony penis power

Tim: wow! You've got some pony penis power (ppp)!
Sarah: yeah, i got this last march
*teacher walks in* "OMG, why is you're hand on her vagina?"
Sarah: he's feeling my pony penis power...
Teacher: oh... I thought he was fingering you in class
Tim: no! I would never do that in school!

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Aring Ging Gey

Aring Ging Gey (Pronounced a-ring-ging-gay)

a word discovered to sound very (t)(r)(i)(p)(p)(y) when you are high or rolling.

*2 People smoke some weed*
Joe: "Dude this word sounds so trippy, listen 'Aring Ging Gey'"
Sam: "Holly shit dude you're right, now pass the joint"

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