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Listening while multi-tasking, especially video games or anything on ESPN
Karen explained, in great detail, why she was upset. Jim was listeningish while playing Fortnite
The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon
The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.
a medical disorder in which you have no more fucks left to give
Anderson: "I've had it with people that refuse to wear masks. I literally have no more fucks left to give."
Sarah: "I'm concerned that you are developing hypofuckism. It's unhealthy to be so fuck-deficient. You should see a specialist."
Anderson: "Actually, hypofuckism can be a good thing."
a sex act involving a dressage horse on a car elevator
From the moment Mitt had a car elevator installed in his home, he fantasized about his wife agreeing to try a Pierre Delecto.
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Tyler: âIâve got a strict NTV dating rule."
Josh: "Aww come on man. What does politics have to do with finding love?"
Tyler: "Iâm serious. I donât even want to talk to them. Certainly not going to buy them dinner. Look, I donât even want to get in their pants."
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The result of two or more Karens being offended at the same time in the same place
The inadvertent switching of scrambled eggs with no pepper to table 5 and scrambled eggs with "just a little" pepper to table 6 resulted in the Le Peep manager squarely in the middle of a Karentastrophe.